Can someone seriously message me right now? I need someone to talk to.. Inbox me and I’ll give you my iMessage or kik..

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If you think I’m funny now just wait til you see me drunk.

(via lubricates)

    me at 7AM: tired
    me at 12PM: tired
    me at 3PM: tired
    me at 7PM: tired
    me at 10PM: tired
    me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via lookingfor-ellen)

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx, via sleepless-bird)